Different singers, different personnel. Different songs. Different trousers.
Ross McGibbon finds out what happened when the Stone Gods stepped out of The Darkness.
With an album that teeters between cartoon rock fun and balls-out fun, Stone Gods are in a strange place. Add to that the history being shadowed by having partially formed from The Darkness and you have a band in transition.
Toby answers our questions.
How far are your tongues in your cheeks?
- Not as far as some might imagine. Rock music has always had an element of the “cheeky wink”, though, hasn’t it?
Tell me about writing Burn The Witch.
- I can’t, I’m afraid. The boys wrote that before I joined the scrum. What kind of dirt-digging answer were you after? It’s a song about a witch and the traditional method of dealing with them.
Don’t Drink The Water – I can’t decide, is it glam or metal? What do you reckon?
- I thought it was a punk-rock nod to The Who, but to be fair, I am a bass player.
How much fun is it being the Stone Gods?
- Much more fun than not being in Stone Gods. We all share the same sense of humor and we do an awful lot of giggling. Being in a band can be quite an intense experience so it’s terrifically important to add as much levity to it as possible, wherever possible.
How many milli-seconds was it from Justin’s departure to deciding to do Stone Gods?
- It was about thirty minutes, I’m told. I don’t have a calculator with me, but therein lies your answer.
What’s the difference for you with the Stone Gods, as compared with The Darkness?
- They are two different bands. Different singers, different personnel. Different songs. Different trousers.
Can an amp go louder than 11?
- Yes, but the Diezel amps that Dan and Rich have are so ridiculously loud that they rarely go above 2.
If you could dig up a dead musician to join the band as a zombie, who would it be? And what would you call your zombie band?
- Zombies freak me out. I wouldn’t want to be in a band with one. Having said that, though, getting John Bonham on the drums would be neat. I suppose we would be called Dead Zeppelin, or something equally droll.
Bleeping swearwords out of singles – a commercial necessity or artistic evil?
- Artistic necessity. We didn’t bleep, though, I think we’ve done things like turn words around backwards and things like that, on occasion. It all seems a bit silly in this day and age. Swear words are still seen to be more offensive than some of the other lyrical content in popular music around at the minute, which is a bit odd, in my opinion.
What are your favourite songs on the album?
- They are all our children and picking one or two over the others means they’ll all grow up twisted.
What are your favourite albums?
- Personally, Revolver by The Beatles, In Utero by Nirvana, Peace Sells…But Who’s Buying? by Megadeth, Fore! by Huey Lewis and The News, The Milk Eyed Mender by Joanna Newsome and the Oh Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack among numerous others.
Is it me or does the album get softer and more melodic as it goes on before a brief return to kick you in the teeth?
- I suppose so. It’s just a good journey, to my ears.
Heartburn – so are you guys old enough for acid reflux?
Yes, I’m afraid so.
What’s your poison?
- Funny. That was my other suggestion for album title! My poison is White Russians. Or Brandy Alexanders.
Dan: Obviously what people are doing now reflects what theyre really into. I think thats one of the things that brought down The Darkness, in the end. We had different priorities in terms of the kind of music we wanted to make. Hopefully Justins now getting the chance to do what he wants to do.


